I am so confused...my understanding was that this was an interpretation of A Christmas Carol.
Instead, it has opened with a scene of Santa’s workshop, being attacked by some sort of gunmen.
Ahh, it’s a preview on TV for a fake Christmas movie.
Wow, those were awful commercials.
So, I guess he’s the producer of the worst advertising company. Ever.
“We don’t want to scare the dickens out of people” – HAHAHAHAHAHA!
O.o He just crumbled up a picture someone’s kid drew!
I really don't like this whining, sniveling guy. I hope he's not going to be the equivalent of Crochet. Ah, it doesn't look like it. Whew!
What a MONSTER! Cross just stole an old lady’s cab, flipped her off, and then accepted a humanitarian award! :(
OH MY GOSH – a mouse just pushed a golf ball out of a ?corpse?’s head? Grody!
Now the corpse is threatening to throw him out a window, and he ripped off the guy’s arm! SOOO gross!
I do like that he looked at his watch to determine the years it had been since he talked to Claire. Wait a minute...who's Claire?
These kids are so horrible! They’re decorating their little mute brother like a tree :*(
I did like the bit with the Ghost of Christmas Past just walking through the door, and Cross walking straight into it instead.What a sad thought...only having life experiences that you saw someone else have on television.
Wow, he screams a lot.
I'm sorry...this movie is totally weird. And depressing. And I feel bad for Bill Murray's hair :(
Unless something really amazing happens to redeem this movie, I'm going to give my verdict now, and go snuggle with My Love while we finish the movie.
I give it 0.5 sugar plum out of 5, and 4 lumps of coal out of 5. The only reason they got the half sugar plum is because I appreciate that they attempted to make this story into a comedy. Only they failed.
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